Fall 2012 Gyaru What were they thinking?!

Fall fashions have had their limelight and now are on sale so maybe it’s safe to talk about them without them rising from the dead to haunt me. I do this every season, my opinions are just that and if you love something, wear it girl. Rock your style, look fabulous and make me eat my words. EAT IT!

Wearing you like a jacket

You know that part of Silence of the Lambs when they find out Buffalo Bill is wearing the women’s skin as his own? That horror you felt? Yup its the travesty of looking at cheap bad pleather. 

Egoist saves you from the serial killing and allows you to wear a skirt of skn. Wrinkly busted skin.

Banarama Video Cast-offs

wwtt-shakeshake-cryx

Yea baby she’s got it. I’m your Venus. I’m your fire. I’m your trashbag! Some parts of the 80s are better left there. You reading this, put down your hairspray. Sure cheap faux leather is bad, but metallic it’s tragic. XOXO Kiss and Shake Shake, you’re on notice.

The Eyes have it

wwtt-jouetieeyes

I decided these creep me out so much they’d be best doubled into a background. A lot of dead doll eyes to wear as earrings surrounded by magical oils. Jouetie, this is some serial killer’s keepsake fashion. DNW.

Remember the Alamo, or at least Davy Crockett’s hat

This has sold out from Ungrid.

In other news I will now get my Alamo souvenirs from Japan. David Crockett gyaru realness.

Murua is sadly mistaken

wwtt-muruacat

No Murua. It isn’t. This is a cat. That is nightmare town.

I can see your… ohhh that’s a dress.

wwtt-jouetie-plaid

You know when a brand producer can make things look wonder while you know on someone else without photography skills you’d look busted? I love your love for 90s nostalgia Jouetie, I do not love this.

You can never have too many pockets

Backs I’m happy you’re giving us pockets. Womenswear lacks pockets, but hunty. Those boots will scuff up the dancefloor even if you’re earning 10s and 20s in them.

I travel with bongo drums

wwtt-backs-spokenword

One day I’m going to go to a spoken word poetry session and just say a collection of words from Backs shirts.

Warmly after crunk frame. Ya feel me?

I actually love their nonEngrish Engrish. I can’t lie. WINNING

Gyaru Referee

If you’re wondering how to shrink your boobs yet look 30 pounds larger instantly, XOXO Kiss has answered your call. How to do vertical stripes badly.

I also found a selection of creepy furs, I was tempted to make the ultimate serial killer chic out of gyaru brand items, but I knew it was time to stop posting.  :roll:

stopposting

Share:

36 Comments

  1. January 28, 2013 / 5:09 pm

    LOL!!! The engrish killed me XD
    But I actually like the murua top :D

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:56 pm

      hahahaa it’s still for sale just sayin’ XD

  2. January 28, 2013 / 5:11 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA those engrish shirts! Hahahaha I’m laughing so badly right now! :mrgreen:

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:56 pm

      They’re fabulous!! Never stop Engrish Japan, never!

  3. January 28, 2013 / 5:14 pm

    I actually think the eyeball earrings would be really cool as hair clips! And I also really like the might be a cat shirt, but I’m a little bit on the creepy side when it comes to fashion. Despite this, I completely agree with you on the rest of this post!! I can’t imagine most people being able to pull the rest off well.

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:56 pm

      I actually would love just the doll eye, but that oily plastic creeps me out D:

  4. January 28, 2013 / 7:59 pm

    you’re so funny! esp your comments on that first skirt. I must say, though, that I do like some of these looks a lot, including the shoes and the dress with the bra. But I do have some tacky tastes so…

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:55 pm

      Oh thank you for thinking so. I never know if when I write something funny people will think its humorous or be like w-t-f is up with this girl. XD I could love all of these on the right outfit on the right style, except for those first 3 skirts :D

  5. January 28, 2013 / 9:57 pm

    never get tired of the gyaru style!!

    chibisou.blogspot.com.au

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:54 pm

      Me either! Can’t stop won’t stop!

  6. Keirabug
    January 28, 2013 / 11:47 pm

    I usually don’t agree with every example in posts like these, but I totally agree with all of these. €.€

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:54 pm

      success!! XD I love gyaru for its variety good and bad XD

  7. January 29, 2013 / 3:17 am

    I died at Backs’ Engrish oh god LOL

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:54 pm

      It’s the best!

  8. LOL
    January 29, 2013 / 3:29 am

    i actually kinda like the cat one haha

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:53 pm

      ehehehe I love it because it’s so crazy but I’m also scared of it XD

  9. January 29, 2013 / 5:32 am

    I love how the theme for autumn 2012 did seem to be serial killer fashion. Maybe that should be someone’s look? Human skin skirt, might be a cat of nightmares top with babies’ eyes earrings. Urgh!

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:53 pm

      hahaha I think I was a bit influenced because I was reading a book on poisoning in the 1920s and there was a serial killer section. But I could definitely make an outfit to scare peeps XD

  10. January 29, 2013 / 7:05 am

    I agree with everything except for Jouetie earrings and the bustier dress.. I love those hahah

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:52 pm

      Girl you’d rock both. Although AmiAya wearing something will sell me on most. Stupid producers looking amazing in anything they wear. But I always worry about those dresses since boobs and shoulder width they just aren’t always are where a clothing says they should exactly be D:

  11. January 29, 2013 / 7:07 am

    lol..the engrish..i was like the heck? maybe i read it wrong XD

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:51 pm

      haahhaa same thing I thought XD

  12. MK
    January 29, 2013 / 7:30 am

    I actually like those shoes with the pockets. Dancibility is a must, though with those intense pumps you see some gals wear, I think they’d figure out a way haha. F!yea Davie Crockett (whyyyyy? xD) fun post

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:51 pm

      hehehe but they’d be not allowed to use the pole. Buckles scratch up poles XD

  13. January 29, 2013 / 8:19 am

    Omg I laughed so hard! I need to admit that those clothes are terrible. The Engrish shirts are funny. xD

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:50 pm

      heehe I still look at them and giggle XD

  14. January 29, 2013 / 10:10 am

    I really like the denim boots and they eye stuff (I like creepy tack, what can I say!) but deary me the rest of it has be recoiling in horror!

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:50 pm

      If they took one thing away from the boots I’d love them, but on the right person in the right outfit I’d agree to anything worn XD

  15. January 29, 2013 / 10:26 am

    Haha god I want to be serial killer chic! The Egoist skirt is just… terrible, almost to the point where I want it.

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:50 pm

      hahaha oh god it gives me nightmares XD

  16. January 29, 2013 / 10:58 am

    I always love these posts of yours, they’re hilarious! I think the Engrish shirts and the eyeballs are my favorite. They’re just so… mind boggling. LOL

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:49 pm

      hehehe it’s such a doubletake like is that or isn’t it English XD

  17. faye
    January 29, 2013 / 11:44 am

    LOL @ the engrish!

    • Mitsu
      January 30, 2013 / 12:49 pm

      It’s great XD

  18. February 1, 2013 / 12:21 am

    NOOOOO!! I LOVE ze eyeballs!! I bought quite a few items featuring them…hair ties, neck ties (with blood coming outta the eye, hehe), brooches, pins…. But then I am quite gurololi I guess :)

  19. shizuka
    February 11, 2013 / 11:07 am

    XD I love this post! Haha and I actually like the thrashbag skirts… Dunno why.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


:) :( :icon_eek: :o :-S 8) :oops: ;-( :-D -_- :x :mad: :P :mrgreen: :wink: :roll: :?: :evil: :love: :panda: :depressed: :^_^;;: :yayblush: :cat: :cat2: :lovecat: :heartcat: :sadcat: :catno: :cheery: :smiley: :star: :stars: :star2: :bow: :dotbow: :rila: :korila: :marie: :alpaca: :heart: :hearts2: :hearts3: :eyelashes: :makeup: :shoe: :loveword: :omg: :lolpastel: :whaaa: :happydance: :yayyay: :rushed: :busy: :heartguy: :heartmouthguy: :rockoutguy: :stepup: :sage: :up: :peace: :sweatbubble: :regret: :heartbreak: :109: