Fall fashions have had their limelight and now are on sale so maybe it’s safe to talk about them without them rising from the dead to haunt me. I do this every season, my opinions are just that and if you love something, wear it girl. Rock your style, look fabulous and make me eat my words. EAT IT!
Wearing you like a jacket
You know that part of Silence of the Lambs when they find out Buffalo Bill is wearing the women’s skin as his own? That horror you felt? Yup its the travesty of looking at cheap bad pleather.
Egoist saves you from the serial killing and allows you to wear a skirt of skn. Wrinkly busted skin.
Banarama Video Cast-offs
Yea baby she’s got it. I’m your Venus. I’m your fire. I’m your trashbag! Some parts of the 80s are better left there. You reading this, put down your hairspray. Sure cheap faux leather is bad, but metallic it’s tragic. XOXO Kiss and Shake Shake, you’re on notice.
The Eyes have it
I decided these creep me out so much they’d be best doubled into a background. A lot of dead doll eyes to wear as earrings surrounded by magical oils. Jouetie, this is some serial killer’s keepsake fashion. DNW.
Remember the Alamo, or at least Davy Crockett’s hat
This has sold out from Ungrid.
In other news I will now get my Alamo souvenirs from Japan. David Crockett gyaru realness.
Murua is sadly mistaken
No Murua. It isn’t. This is a cat. That is nightmare town.
I can see your… ohhh that’s a dress.
You know when a brand producer can make things look wonder while you know on someone else without photography skills you’d look busted? I love your love for 90s nostalgia Jouetie, I do not love this.
You can never have too many pockets
Backs I’m happy you’re giving us pockets. Womenswear lacks pockets, but hunty. Those boots will scuff up the dancefloor even if you’re earning 10s and 20s in them.
I travel with bongo drums
One day I’m going to go to a spoken word poetry session and just say a collection of words from Backs shirts.
Warmly after crunk frame. Ya feel me?
I actually love their nonEngrish Engrish. I can’t lie. WINNING
If you’re wondering how to shrink your boobs yet look 30 pounds larger instantly, XOXO Kiss has answered your call. How to do vertical stripes badly.
I also found a selection of creepy furs, I was tempted to make the ultimate serial killer chic out of gyaru brand items, but I knew it was time to stop posting.